Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Took her home. Discovered extra appendage…!

9/17/2009
—Ben Ng
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The end. Authors discover time travel.

9/17/2009
—Brian
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Creation. Inflation. Recombination. Accretion. Fusion. Fascination!

9/16/2009
—Gareth Leyshon

In physics, inflation is the rapid expansion of the early universe, recombination is how radiation forms matter, accretion is matter forming into stars, which shine by nuclear fusion.

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Last human survives. Tweets; no replies.

9/15/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Online Dating segues to Virtual Marriages

9/15/2009
—Tila
6 Comments

Slightly mistyped request. Received many monkeys.

9/15/2009
—Tim Sevenhuysen
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Unstable velocity attained. Gears melted. Shit.

9/15/2009
—Dangerwoman
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He was sarcastic. I loved him.

9/12/2009
—Lara Mendonça
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Friday: Hired! Weekend debauchery! Monday: Fired.

9/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
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Bad: buried alive. Worse: not alone.

9/11/2009
—Helicuor
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Cinderella’s shoes fit everyone but her.

9/11/2009
—Kasey
3 Comments

Spirit detective solves his own murder.

9/11/2009
—Billy Mays III
2 Comments

Tiger chasing. Man tripping. Breakfast served.

8/31/2009
—Anonymous
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She’d forgot to tell him: pre-op.

8/30/2009
—speakerphone2
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Vacation on Earth! Safe. Uninhabited. Cheap!

8/25/2009
—Peter
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