Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Lost my tongue. Suspect the cat.

7/2/2009
—Avi
6 Comments

Flaccid penis guarantees no hard feelings.

7/2/2009
—Pro B
No Comments

Seeker fails. Hider starves to death.

7/2/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Escher’s famous staircase confounds carpet fitters.

7/2/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
4 Comments

Made a mistake, in permanent marker.

7/1/2009
—T.win
2 Comments

Bird on roadway — crusin’ 85 — Feathers.

7/1/2009
—Stuart
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Eccentric scribbler. Shimmering story. Marketing? Whitewash.

7/1/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
2 Comments

Cats everywhere grow thumbs. Mankind enslaved…

6/30/2009
—Dirty Scarab
5 Comments

Soprano in C, Pianist, B. Next!

6/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
1 Comment

Got cape. Wore cape. Couldn’t fly.

6/30/2009
—Avi
3 Comments

UFO overflies Bermuda Triangle. Triangle vanishes.

6/30/2009
—Lenny
1 Comment

Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

6/25/2009
—drakegta
7 Comments

Election. Relocation. Expenses. Allowances. Journalists. Resignations.

6/22/2009
—Gareth Leyshon
1 Comment

“You’re a virgin. Lead with that.”

6/22/2009
—Amit Kapoor
1 Comment

Naphthalene ball. Press. Yuck! Lizard egg.

6/21/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

Naphthalene balls are better known as moth balls.

2 Comments