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Colour blindness. Traffic Signal. Total blindness.

6/14/2009
—Sourav Roy
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Lone shadow crawls. No body attached.

6/14/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
2 Comments

Things were good. Then came Man.

6/13/2009
—Rindo R.
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Shark attack. My chum became chum.

6/13/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Threw rock at mirror. Reflection screamed.

6/12/2009
—Donnie
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Fireflies, suspended stars, fly on by…

6/12/2009
—zebra storyteller
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Distraught teenager. Bastard baby. Approaching train.

6/12/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Guessed Gemini. Score! Multiple personalities. Fail!

6/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
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“Breath-holding…world……record………two…………seconds…………away……………………………”

6/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Alois wears condom. Seventeen million saved.

6/11/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

Alois Hitler was Adolf’s father.

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Abandoned alley. Authoritative figure loses demeanor.

6/10/2009
—Lake Monster
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Smart. Handsome. Funny. Member of NAMBLA?!

6/10/2009
—Palindrome

NAMBLA refers to the North American Man-Boy Love Association.

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Walk-of-shame on Sunday mistaken for churchgoer.

6/10/2009
—EJ
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Lizzie meets hatchet. Papa meets maker.

6/9/2009
—P.A. Flaherty

(Referring to the Lizzie Borden hatchet murders.)

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Paralytic worked fast. Intubation too slow.

6/9/2009
—drakegta

A paralytic is a substance that causes paralysis; and intubation is refers to the placement of a tube through a body orifice as part of a medical treatment.

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