Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Thugs chase. GPS Specialist takes shortcut.

5/27/2009
—Sourav Roy
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Proved God’s non-existence. Drowning proved innocence.

5/27/2009
—Donnie
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Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

5/26/2009
—Mike
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Sixteenth death. Cops clueless. Murderer formless.

5/26/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Woman cheats. She lies. Takes alimony.

5/26/2009
—Folabi
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Jumped off skyscraper, discovered couldn’t die.

5/25/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Heisenberg was lost – irony was not.

5/25/2009
—Scott Stokes

Werner Heisenberg is famous for the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, the quantum physics theory that we can never know the true location of a particle.

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Stray dog looks friendly! Goodbye hand.

5/24/2009
—A. Baldwin
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Skipped class to study. Pop quiz!

5/24/2009
—EJ
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She had more dresses than occasions.

5/24/2009
—Ellie B.
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Pianist…!? Poet…!? Rrrrring! Dream Over. Accountant.

5/23/2009
—tokyo
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First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey
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Dusty archive. Einstein’s original notebook. E=MC^3?!

5/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “I’m sterile.”

5/22/2009
—Leslie (:
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Lips, breasts, ass….and Adam’s Apple?

5/22/2009
—khowey
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