Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Born with nothing. Killed by Debt.

4/28/2009
—Riff Hammond
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Cornell Scholarship. Vodka Celebration. Forgot Condom.

4/28/2009
—Erin Michele
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Never exchanged names, only bodily fluids.

4/28/2009
—Ben H.
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Last man alive. Gameboy! …No batteries!?

4/27/2009
—Justin Fetters
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Genocide by barbicide. It was cyanide.

4/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Aliens Came. Saw mankind. Left, laughing.

4/27/2009
—McDaniel
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Tree hugger meets cactus. Reconsiders practice.

4/26/2009
—Blaize Sinstar
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Tequila. Bedroom. Guilt. Damn Conscience. Single.

4/26/2009
—Cara
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Evolution reverses. Brain shrinks. Lose langwwwj…

4/26/2009
—Peter Rice
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Parents: both psychiatrists. Kids: completely nuts.

4/25/2009
—Merryl Rosenthal
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Forests leveled. Forestry textbook best-seller.

4/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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XW-9843 aimed; the last human cried.

4/25/2009
—Peter
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While Hare played stocks, Tortoise diversified.

4/24/2009
—mike
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Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
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Dyslexic boy brings gnu to class.

4/24/2009
—mattress hook
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