Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Steroids illegalized in baseball. Ratings drop.

2/9/2009
—Drake
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Wine imbibed. Argument ensued. Relationship unglued.

2/9/2009
—Daen de Leon
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Advertisement: X-Ray Specs! …Gave strangers cancer.

2/8/2009
—Jim Cartwright
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Constipated mathematician worked problem with pencil.

2/8/2009
—Nate Brown
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Viagra! Four hours later, consulted physician.

2/4/2009
—Nate Brown
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Jumps in rain puddle. No bottom.

2/4/2009
—Brice Shultz
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“Harold, long time, why the dress?”

2/3/2009
—Sam Martin
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A liberated sexlife killed their love.

2/3/2009
—William Abrahamsen
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I make excuses in the rubble.

2/2/2009
—Saoirse
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She was faking. Me too (Gogurt).

2/2/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Studied all night. Slept through test.

2/2/2009
—Ray
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Fell asleep on subway. Awoke: Nebraska?!

2/1/2009
—Nate Brown
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He lived alone. Along with her.

2/1/2009
—Jonas
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One second left… … Intercepted! Muddy tears…

2/1/2009
—Brice Shultz
3 Comments

What do you mean, “No parachutes.”?

1/31/2009
—Scott Minkin
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