Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Extra Extra: Humpty Dumpty was “pushed!”

5/22/2009
—Isaac W.
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“Instant nose jobs!” Pinocchio becomes lawyer.

5/21/2009
—Arvind
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Noah gathers all animals. Unicorns decline.

5/20/2009
—Donnie
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Thursday happy hour! Friday professional malpractice.

5/19/2009
—mkd
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Secular parents tsk at child’s ascension.

5/19/2009
—Ellis
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Grab my sock. I said, “sock.”

5/17/2009
—T.win
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Thalassophobic, loved sailing with Captain Morgan.

5/17/2009
—McDaniel

Thalassophobic refers to someone who has an excessive fear of seas or oceans or other large bodies of water. Captain Morgan’s is a popular brand of rum.

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The tooth fairy’s favorite holiday? Halloween.

5/17/2009
—EJ
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Digging hole to China! Emerge…..Pacific???

5/16/2009
—Pete Berg
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Studying Tabula Rasa. Amnesia. Square one.

5/15/2009
—Lee Michael Stein

Tabula rasa (Latin: blank slate) refers to the theory that individuals are born without built-in / genetic mental content and that their knowledge comes entirely from experience and sensory perception. Proponents of the tabula rasa thesis favor the “nurture” side of the nature versus nurture debate.

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I’ve GAINED weight?! Oh… “Dryclean Only.”

5/14/2009
—Meghan Strain
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Open box. Step outside. Bigger box.

5/13/2009
—alan405
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“Adam, you love me?” “Who else??”

5/13/2009
—Rahul Jiresal
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Put on hat. Trapped a bee!

5/12/2009
—Peter Keller
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Careful…careful,careful,careful…ok….. STOP!!

5/11/2009
—Riff and Darren
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