Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Can’t communicate with aliens. They’re rocks.

4/30/2009
—jellywerker
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Hill. Snow. Skis. Oh shit TREES!

4/30/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

Last man alive. Gameboy! …No batteries!?

4/27/2009
—Justin Fetters
7 Comments

Aliens Came. Saw mankind. Left, laughing.

4/27/2009
—McDaniel
8 Comments

Tree hugger meets cactus. Reconsiders practice.

4/26/2009
—Blaize Sinstar
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Evolution reverses. Brain shrinks. Lose langwwwj…

4/26/2009
—Peter Rice
4 Comments

Parents: both psychiatrists. Kids: completely nuts.

4/25/2009
—Merryl Rosenthal
5 Comments

Forests leveled. Forestry textbook best-seller.

4/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

While Hare played stocks, Tortoise diversified.

4/24/2009
—mike
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Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
3 Comments

Dyslexic boy brings gnu to class.

4/24/2009
—mattress hook
7 Comments

Cougar attacks teen. Both parties satisfied.

4/23/2009
—Eph of Ecks
11 Comments

College, career, “wealth”… still paying back.

4/23/2009
—Jane
3 Comments

Pearly gates. I lied. I’m in.

4/21/2009
—Cheryl
1 Comment

Tonight: live, via wormhole—The Beatles!

4/21/2009
—Peter
3 Comments