Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Coprophageous beings lay siege; humanity folds.

3/31/2009
—dmoon

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces; many animal species are coprophageous.

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Inebriation. Flirtation. Erection. Secretion. Procreation. Abortion.

3/30/2009
—E. Roman
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Famous psychic among passengers on Titanic!

3/29/2009
—Ron Ray
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Lottery winner gets hit by bus.

3/29/2009
—Stéphane Crépeau
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Inside the event horizon they waited.

3/28/2009
—James Penn

(In general relativity, an event horizon is a boundary in spacetime, most often an area surrounding a black hole, beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. Light emitted from beyond the horizon can never reach the observer, and anything that passes through the horizon from the observer’s side appears to freeze in place.)

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Get rid of body? Knife. Fork.

3/27/2009
—AcidRayne
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God gave us His suicide note.

3/26/2009
—Corey
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Moo translator invented. Beef industry shutdown.

3/25/2009
—George Fitch Watson
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Inhaled her scent… “Mmmmm… Rigor mortis…”

3/24/2009
—Ben Ng
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“Not a woman? Not a woman?!”

3/24/2009
—Brice Shultz
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LSD memoir now listed under Fiction.

3/24/2009
—Alex Davis
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Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

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Glutton’s execution? Frosting-covered wall socket.

3/22/2009
—Michael Herron
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Seventh day. God rests. Not Satan.

3/19/2009
—Scott
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Realistic sex robots invented. Population declines.

3/17/2009
—T.L.H.
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