Archive of articles classified as' "Death"

“Wikipedia said I died in crash?”

7/21/2009
—khowey
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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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Suicide Pact splat splat that’s that.

7/6/2009
—Michael Adair
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Fire. Commotion. Bodies. Lone survivor. Cockroach.

7/5/2009
—shub
6 Comments

Seeker fails. Hider starves to death.

7/2/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

6/25/2009
—drakegta
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Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere
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Deputy suspected accomplice in Sheriff shooting.

6/19/2009
—OrcMando
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The fall took longer than dying.

6/19/2009
—Sam
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On sale: Wood-chipper. Cops searching body.

6/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Shark attack. My chum became chum.

6/13/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Distraught teenager. Bastard baby. Approaching train.

6/12/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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“Breath-holding…world……record………two…………seconds…………away……………………………”

6/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Lizzie meets hatchet. Papa meets maker.

6/9/2009
—P.A. Flaherty

(Referring to the Lizzie Borden hatchet murders.)

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Paralytic worked fast. Intubation too slow.

6/9/2009
—drakegta

A paralytic is a substance that causes paralysis; and intubation is refers to the placement of a tube through a body orifice as part of a medical treatment.

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