Archive of articles classified as' "Death"

Boy finds dinosaur. Boy goes extinct.

6/16/2012
—P.C. Kuldau
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“It’s just a paper-cut!” -Dead Hemophiliac

6/10/2012
—Hermy
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Man’s best friend sacrifices life? Doggone.

5/24/2012
—@ToddScarbrough
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Drink to Life. Drive to Death.

5/22/2012
—denden
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Atom splits. Fleeing, they become ash.

4/3/2012
—Graham Edwards
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Lazy optimist dies happily of starvation.

3/18/2011
—Jakub Kopec
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Chapter One: Coughin’. Chapter Two: Coffin.

3/16/2011
—Mike Johnson
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Dark night, jaywalker unseen, crossing over.

3/15/2011
—kiyotei
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Millions gathered protesting death. God laughed.

3/15/2011
—Steven H
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Jobless. Homeless. Hopeless. Lifeless. Game over.

3/14/2011
—Vallyn Maartinen
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Lonely baby. No longer a twin.

3/13/2011
—Digiguru
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Cut wrists. Second thoughts. Too laaaate….

3/13/2011
—Ruud
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First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky
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Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool
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The war for peace. No survivors.

2/25/2011
—Josh C
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