Archive of articles classified as' "Mistake"

Bang! Stop, I’ll shoot. Darn dyslexia.

8/11/2009
—Lee Lofland
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Dripping forearm… cats don’t like manicures.

8/9/2009
—Rahel
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Two cars. Four bottles. Six dead.

8/8/2009
—Regina Krah
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Skydiving!! Now what did I forg-

8/1/2009
—Lars
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They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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Sex is overrated. Life disappears. Whoops.

7/29/2009
—Bando
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Keys locked inside the car. Shit.

7/29/2009
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Moonlighting fire chief destroys fire station.

7/28/2009
—Vanchisel
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Sunburnt Batman. Identity compromised sans cowl.

7/27/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

A cowl refers to a cloak or hood, such as Batman’s helmet.

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Negro. Hand mistaken for gun. Killed.

7/27/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Everyone exhales simultaneously. Hurricane breaks records.

7/26/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr
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Speed-trap. Slam brakes. Bored cop. Solitaire.

7/15/2009
—Stuart
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He got syphilis. She got alimony.

7/13/2009
—Amit Kapoor
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“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
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