Archive of articles classified as' "Sex"

Best sex ever? Ask the neighbors.

11/16/2009
—Paul Tindall
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Newlyweds. Frequent tremors vex bedstead termites.

11/7/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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She faked orgasms. I faked love.

10/27/2009
—Trevor
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Flaccid. Loud fart. She giggles. …Erection?

10/8/2009
—Mike Lurie
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Heroin hooker, hooks politician, kills career.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker
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Took her home. Discovered extra appendage…!

9/17/2009
—Ben Ng
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Her eyes… lips… breasts… a gun?

9/16/2009
—Paul Guyot
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Mother’s Day came, doubling Oedipus’ pleasure.

9/4/2009
—Bruce Benderson
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She’d forgot to tell him: pre-op.

8/30/2009
—speakerphone2
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You’re pregnant? Well…got a vasectomy…

8/24/2009
—Martin-Pierre
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Saving herself for marriage… until him.

8/11/2009
—Invisible
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She tickled, caressed, then shot him.

8/9/2009
—Stephen Buehler
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Montmartre bar — she’s a he. Merde!

8/8/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Sex is overrated. Life disappears. Whoops.

7/29/2009
—Bando
19 Comments

Spent vacation crabbing on Mons Veneris

7/22/2009
—khowey

In human anatomy, the Mons Veneris (Latin, mound of Venus) is the fatty tissue surrounding the vagina and vulva!

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