Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Open box. Step outside. Bigger box.

5/13/2009
—alan405
10 Comments

Put on hat. Trapped a bee!

5/12/2009
—Peter Keller
2 Comments

Russian roulette. Rigged game. Automatic pistol.

5/4/2009
—Andrew J. Wilson
2 Comments

Last man alive. Gameboy! …No batteries!?

4/27/2009
—Justin Fetters
7 Comments

Perfect date! Alcoholic womanizer? Damn it.

4/22/2009
—A. Carto
No Comments

“Take this job and shove… Promotion?!”

4/20/2009
—Brice Shultz
1 Comment

Temperature rose, snowman melted, corpse revealed.

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
6 Comments

100th birthday surprise party! Heart attack.

4/10/2009
—Deathrose
3 Comments

I’m white. Wifey’s white. Baby’s mulatto…?

4/9/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 2 Comments

I win lottery. Sun goes nova.

4/7/2009
—Steven Meretzky
Source - 5 Comments

His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!

4/7/2009
—Rudy Rucker
Source - 8 Comments

Question: “Marry me?” Answer: “April Fool’s?!”

4/1/2009
—Nikki H.
1 Comment

The dandelion never saw weedwacker coming…

4/1/2009
—Rachel P.
1 Comment

God tests His mortality. Big Bang.

3/30/2009
—Bassem B.
2 Comments

Famous psychic among passengers on Titanic!

3/29/2009
—Ron Ray
3 Comments