Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Blind man sees light, gouges eyes.

1/6/2010
—Matthew Conrad
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Sniper aims; sees bullet through scope.

1/4/2010
—Michael
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Honeymoon. Fun compatibility test. Bad answers.

1/1/2010
—Christopher Richardson
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Blind knife thrower seeking new assistant.

1/1/2010
—Kelsey2
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One fish in aquarium ill. All die.

12/31/2009
—Odin Ozdil
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Call from county prison. Wrong number.

12/29/2009
—alexandra
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Woke up early. Reached work late.

12/29/2009
—Darwin Hero
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Forged lottery ticket sells for thousands.

12/23/2009
—David
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Dropped purse. Vibrator danced across floor.

12/22/2009
—Graeko
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Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.

12/17/2009
—Eph of Ecks
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“I do,” lied bride and groom.

12/15/2009
—William B.
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God creates Humans. Humans create Gods.

12/15/2009
—Sudhamshu Hebbar
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Pantleg in bike chain. Pavement hurts.

12/12/2009
—Rob
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North Pole? Followed compass. Magnet factory?

12/12/2009
—Luke Surl
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Dwindling fundamentalist congregation’s marriage rights questioned.

12/12/2009
—The Hour Before Waking
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