Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Antisemite convert now self-hating Jew. Oy!

6/6/2009
—Jody Rosen
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Cop a feel. Felt a cop.

6/2/2009
—khowey
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Phone rings, interrupting preparation. Blackened toast.

6/1/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Balaclava…Berretta…blag-bag… Bank Holiday? Bugger.

5/31/2009
—Calum Macleod

Balaclava, Berreta and blag-bag refer to a ski mask, handgun and gunny sack, respectively.

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Ghost convincing — until tripped over cat.

5/30/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin
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Stray dog looks friendly! Goodbye hand.

5/24/2009
—A. Baldwin
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Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “I’m sterile.”

5/22/2009
—Leslie (:
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Studied forever for final. Forgot alarm.

5/21/2009
—Rose
3 Comments

Noah gathers all animals. Unicorns decline.

5/20/2009
—Donnie
13 Comments

Grab my sock. I said, “sock.”

5/17/2009
—T.win
3 Comments

Digging hole to China! Emerge…..Pacific???

5/16/2009
—Pete Berg
4 Comments

Put on hat. Trapped a bee!

5/12/2009
—Peter Keller
2 Comments

Careful…careful,careful,careful…ok….. STOP!!

5/11/2009
—Riff and Darren
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Voted Bush Twice. Home was foreclosed.

5/10/2009
—Obso1337
11 Comments

Shopping list oversight. New baby sister.

5/10/2009
—Dan Goodwin
1 Comment