Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Skinhead goes to college. Jewish roomate.

12/8/2010
—Mr. Ed
2 Comments

Am Christian. Read Bible. Was Christian.

11/8/2010
—Banyah
6 Comments

Pregnant wife rolls snake-eyes. Why, Vegas?

11/5/2010
—moju
1 Comment

Smashed thumb, she faints. Smashed face.

11/4/2010
—Stephanie
1 Comment

Optimist drowns in half full bathtub.

11/3/2010
—Shaina
11 Comments

The party’s over. Designated driver snockered.

8/25/2010
—Loksi57
1 Comment

Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed.

8/24/2010
—willis marcus
2 Comments

Stop sign. Cute girl. “Insurance please.”

8/22/2010
—Lowner
1 Comment

Teacher loses answer book …panic ensues.

8/19/2010
—Maximilian Goldfine
1 Comment

Falling off a cliff. Wet bed.

8/16/2010
—Lowner
1 Comment

Pandora opened his box. How unfortunate.

8/14/2010
—Nickl
4 Comments

“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Tomorrow: ditto.

7/30/2010
—Jakub Kopeć
1 Comment

Vampire hunter dozed, now sleeps un-dead.

7/30/2010
—Matt S.
1 Comment

Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

7/27/2010
—Bren Mccullough
1 Comment

As many hair colors as personalities.

7/25/2010
—Ivy Rose
2 Comments