Missed my plane; caught her eye.

3/10/2011
—Tim Sevenhuysen
1 Comment

Lost my wallet, found my desires.

3/10/2011
—Devendra Surolia
7 Comments

A thousand wrinkles. A thousand stories.

3/9/2011
—Gareth
5 Comments

Mmm, chocolate? *Licks* No. Oh dear…

3/8/2011
—@danielgrosvenor
4 Comments

Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool
2 Comments

Country song on shuffle. Button Broken.

3/8/2011
—Hannah-Beth
1 Comment

Control C. Control V. Resume. Job?

3/7/2011
—Alison Way
4 Comments

Diagnosed with AIDS. Ex’s hubby doctor.

3/7/2011
—Vaibhava
1 Comment

Five shots. “Ha! Missed.” Six shooter.

3/4/2011
—S. M. Orges
4 Comments

Homecoming Queen fails to come home.

3/4/2011
—Dill Carver
2 Comments

The war for peace. No survivors.

2/25/2011
—Josh C
3 Comments

Masquerade party. I pose as reveler.

2/24/2011
—Debra Argosy
2 Comments

Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo.

2/24/2011
—Amy
5 Comments

Trapped in vinegar. What a pickle!!!

2/24/2011
—Josh C
No Comments

Crowd standing. Anxious groom. Empty doorway.

2/23/2011
—D. Hinton
4 Comments