Hide. Walk-in freezer! Seek. Dinnertime! ……Uh-oh.

11/30/2009
4 Comments

Heart surgery finally opened his heart.

11/29/2009
—Vicky
8 Comments

Turkey: stuffed. Us: even more so.

11/26/2009
—Mike DiLeo
1 Comment

Tombstone shakes. Cries heard from within.

11/25/2009
—Chris Eddleman
No Comments

“Do I look fat?” Yes! “No.”

11/25/2009
—Charlie
No Comments

Tropical depression quits Zoloft, becomes hurricane.

11/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Cloning achieved! Gay man marries self.

11/25/2009
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

The Shark swam faster than him.

11/24/2009
—anthony
3 Comments

Sign in Andromeda: ROSWELL NEXT EXIT

11/24/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Warning shot. Candelabra falls. Oops, suicide.

11/24/2009
—repka
3 Comments

Awoke from dream; still living nightmare.

11/24/2009
—Kathleen A. Ryan
7 Comments

Artistic Civilization: Accountant cuts off ear

11/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
4 Comments

Ahh. Another case of whiskey… solved!

11/23/2009
—James Hazelden
5 Comments

Finally, the water covered his mouth.

11/23/2009
—Chris Eddleman
3 Comments

Positive attitude begins. Our relationship ends.

11/20/2009
—Sydney Jovanovich
6 Comments