Mother screamed. Baby screamed. Orphan born.

12/5/2009
—Clytan Fernando
4 Comments

Moan. Spasm. Die…Rise. Moan. Brains……

12/4/2009
—Beauchamp
2 Comments

Party. Pictures tagged. Lost job opportunities.

12/4/2009
—daxmacher
4 Comments

He hid her; forgot the heels

12/4/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
1 Comment

Multi-personality online dater’s profiles self-matched.

12/3/2009
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Astronaut’s worst enemy: check engine light.

12/3/2009
—LoZfan03
No Comments

Canary sings. Earplugs in. Miners perish.

12/3/2009
—casper
1 Comment

A shooting star! No, dying astronaut.

12/2/2009
—Luke Sisson
2 Comments

Car drives off cliff. GPS: “Recalculating…”

12/2/2009
—David Abraham Chua
2 Comments

Vegan zombies. The world is relieved.

12/2/2009
—thew
3 Comments

Hairstylists after breakup: “We didn’t gel.”

12/1/2009
—Scott
3 Comments

Simple smash and grab. Tripped, arrested.

12/1/2009
—Jeff
2 Comments

“Timmy trapped in mine? Crazy dog.”

12/1/2009
—Daniel
1 Comment

Once grandiloquent, he now gesticulates garrulously.

11/30/2009
—Mike Lurie
1 Comment

Headache. Tylenol. Headache. Gunshot. No Headache.

11/30/2009
—Bharat
3 Comments