Morning invaders perish in Listerine purge.

11/19/2009
—J.H. Kranti
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Night foggy. Lookout groggy. Titanic soggy.

11/19/2009
—Chris Pollay
6 Comments

Spammers break final CAPTCHA: Turing Test.

11/19/2009
—Jeff

The Turing Test is a test of artificial / machine intelligence, which is said to set the threshold for when A.I. is indistinguishable from human intelligence.

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Peter Piper’s proposed ‘pepper pick’, postponed.

11/18/2009
—Joe Ghattas
2 Comments

Her laughter. His embarrassment. A gunshot…

11/18/2009
—James Hazelden
1 Comment

Man finds immortality. Names it Abigail.

11/18/2009
—Amit Kapoor
4 Comments

Engagement ring: sold to buy medicine.

11/17/2009
—DJ Salac
3 Comments

Transgender op. Unintended consequence: re-learn dancesteps.

11/16/2009
—Daen de Leon
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Dissertation topic solved. Starts from scratch.

11/16/2009
—khowey
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Best sex ever? Ask the neighbors.

11/16/2009
—Paul Tindall
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Cooking for One. Depressing. Add Arsenic.

11/13/2009
—PoiToi
10 Comments

“Morning. What’s my name?” “Patient Zero.”

11/12/2009
—AgincourtDB
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One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys
2 Comments

Fish’s last thought: “That wasn’t fly!!!”

11/12/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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“Look Ma! I can fl-” — WHUMP!

11/11/2009
—Rindo
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