Two-timing bastard. Scorpions. Serves him right.

11/11/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
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Rape, arrest, prison, escape, revenge, Mexico.

11/10/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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Long ago, blood stains. Today? Ketchup.

11/9/2009
—J.H. Kranti
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Thyme flies when you’re kitchen-fighting.

11/8/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Best man elopes with worst bride.

11/8/2009
—Kourosh
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I tied the knot. She suffocated.

11/8/2009
—Angel Zapata
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The dyslexic atheist never found dog.

11/7/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Newlyweds. Frequent tremors vex bedstead termites.

11/7/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Headstone: “Told you I was ill”

11/7/2009
—Paul Rutherford
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“What is heroin?” asked Janis, intrigued.

11/6/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Meticulous domino chain completed… Don’t sNEEZE!!!

11/6/2009
—Ben Ng
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Zombie attack. Run and panic. Walk………

11/6/2009
—Alan Quirino
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Religious differences. Man dumped for God.

11/6/2009
—Jason
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Born. Schooled. Worked. Died… Never lived.

11/3/2009
—Xian
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