He stalked her. She beheaded him.

10/9/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
1 Comment

“D” in english? I was cheeted.

10/9/2009
—Chris Bevan
5 Comments

Flaccid. Loud fart. She giggles. …Erection?

10/8/2009
—Mike Lurie
4 Comments

2138: Scientists discover cure for sanity.

10/8/2009
—Elliott Strange
3 Comments

The curtain tore. I saw God.

10/8/2009
—Danesh Daryanani
1 Comment

First gray appears — eliminated by chemo.

10/7/2009
—Kathleen A. Ryan
1 Comment

Saboteur disables brakes. Oops. Wrong car.

10/7/2009
—Angel Zapata
3 Comments

Blind man dreams in full color.

10/7/2009
—Chris Eddleman
1 Comment

Aluminum was recycled. “Curses, foiled again!”

10/6/2009
—Synik
3 Comments

Twins?! Kidnappers’ ransom demand: other son.

10/6/2009
—Charlie
2 Comments

Pen stained shirt minutes before presentation.

10/6/2009
—Roma Diaz
2 Comments

Child support? Fuck that. Maury time.

10/5/2009
—AHC
6 Comments

Same city. Same desire. No communication.

10/5/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
No Comments

Suicide attempt. Gun misfires. Heart too.

10/5/2009
—Pro B
3 Comments

Wasn’t angry. CAPS LOCK was on.

10/5/2009
—James Hazelden
3 Comments