Fixed line of code; saved world.

10/3/2009
—Zack Ford
2 Comments

Finally profess undying love… you’re engaged?!?!

10/2/2009
—Brian Lonabocker
1 Comment

Cough. Hack. Wheeze. Wretch. Die. …twitch.

9/30/2009
—Stephanie
2 Comments

Spent honeymoon in hospital delivering baby.

9/30/2009
—James Black
1 Comment

Boy meets boy. Parents shoot whiskey.

9/30/2009
—Paula
2 Comments

Birth. Mirth. Worth. Girth. Death. Earth.

9/29/2009
—Alex Hoyt
2 Comments

Anti cloning lobbyist delivers identical twins.

9/29/2009
—Amit Kapoor
2 Comments

Frida won argument. Lost best friend.

9/29/2009
—ManiacMegahan
2 Comments

Encircled by zombies. One bullet left.

9/28/2009
—Michael
5 Comments

Lonely scientist grows his own women!

9/28/2009
—James Hazelden
2 Comments

Cow bought, taste for milk lost.

9/28/2009
—Unwoman
3 Comments

“No smoking on Hindenburg. DON’T LIGHT…”

9/27/2009
—Danarama
No Comments

Parachute sale: used once, never opened.

9/27/2009
—Brad
4 Comments

Head cheerleader, star quarterback: produce nerd.

9/27/2009
—Mad
1 Comment

Body buried, gun planted, dupe framed.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker
2 Comments