Plummeting in pieces. Damn upward-ejecting helicopters!

9/26/2009
—Harsch Kothari
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Heroin hooker, hooks politician, kills career.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker
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Schizophrenic receptionist : “Can you please hold?”

9/25/2009
—Jim Lawry
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Auctioned his love. Wife dummy bidder.

9/25/2009
—Harsch Kothari
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Asthmatic glassblower only makes shot glasses.

9/25/2009
—Scott Stokes
6 Comments

Family problems – took cancer to solve.

9/24/2009
—David Abraham Chua
2 Comments

Man-eating dust mites! Man bites dust.

9/24/2009
—Angel Zapata
1 Comment

Birth, death, birth, death… death: extinction.

9/24/2009
—Christopher
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Hiked Appalachian Trail! Career in tatters.

9/23/2009
—Jim Lawry
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Meteor misses. World ends less quickly.

9/23/2009
—Andy Wicks
3 Comments

Thunder, a flash. Something there? Yeeess!

9/23/2009
—Jon Ackelson
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Immortality gained. World ends. All alone.

9/22/2009
—Matt
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CAPTCHA ruled discriminatory. Robot awarded £200,000.

9/22/2009
—Kiro Tourmaline
3 Comments

Scientist solves erectile dysfunction: “T’wasn’t hard!”

9/22/2009
—adam!
3 Comments

Banana Bunch refutes ‘slippery character’ claim.

9/21/2009
—Joe Ghattas
1 Comment