Last human survives. Tweets; no replies.

9/15/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
4 Comments

Online Dating segues to Virtual Marriages

9/15/2009
—Tila
6 Comments

Slightly mistyped request. Received many monkeys.

9/15/2009
—Tim Sevenhuysen
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Unstable velocity attained. Gears melted. Shit.

9/15/2009
—Dangerwoman
2 Comments

She left for another. Incentives mattered.

9/14/2009
—EclectEcon
Source - 1 Comment

Empty Nesters: “Now we can swing!”

9/14/2009
—Jeff Brown
Source - 3 Comments

Bathroom. Last minute. “Out of Order.”

9/14/2009
—Ginger
Source - 1 Comment

Wanted world. Got world plus lupus.

9/14/2009
—Smith Magazine
2 Comments

“Can you see?” “No…” BRIDGE OUT.

9/14/2009
—Whit Stevens
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He was sarcastic. I loved him.

9/12/2009
—Lara Mendonça
2 Comments

Friday: Hired! Weekend debauchery! Monday: Fired.

9/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
6 Comments

Bad: buried alive. Worse: not alone.

9/11/2009
—Helicuor
3 Comments

Cinderella’s shoes fit everyone but her.

9/11/2009
—Kasey
3 Comments

Spirit detective solves his own murder.

9/11/2009
—Billy Mays III
2 Comments

staying here STOP send children STOP

9/7/2009
—Andrew Edwards
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