Addicted to her. Don’t want rehab.

7/21/2009
—falling
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Atheist palm merchant genuflects every Easter.

7/20/2009
—Peter Anderson

Genuflection, bending at least one knee to the ground, was from early times a gesture of deep respect for a superior. Palm leaves are a symbol of Christianity, used to celebrate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem.

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300 friends online. Zero beside.

7/20/2009
—Bando
5 Comments

Adam’s apple missing. Could be Eve.

7/20/2009
—Pro B
3 Comments

Waiters on Titanic unhappy with Tip.

7/19/2009
—Pro B
3 Comments

Bermuda. Florida. Puerto-Rico. Satan practices trigonometry.

7/19/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Wanted to cure neurasthenia. Lost interest.

7/19/2009
—Angelus

Neurasthenia is a psycho-pathological term denoting symptoms of fatigue, anxiety and depressed mood, often associated with losing interest in projects at hand.

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Gepetto doesn’t inhale. Pinocchio remains inanimate.

7/18/2009
—Lenny
4 Comments

“Be back…” five years later: nothing.

7/18/2009
—Rebecca Fisco
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New town. New school. No friends.

7/18/2009
—B.F.
3 Comments

Rolls. Falls. Pencil rues pointless existence.

7/17/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
4 Comments

Message at Pearly Gates: Go Home.

7/17/2009
—djlachance
2 Comments

Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr
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Bridal veil lifts. It isn’t her.

7/16/2009
—Graham Edwards
6 Comments

Beef casserole tastes odd. Dog missing.

7/16/2009
—Lenny
2 Comments