Straw to another, “Suck it up!”

7/26/2009
—khowey
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Red-shifted calls stream across the void.

7/25/2009
—Jim Penn

(Redshift occurs when electromagnetic radiation—usually visible light—emitted or reflected by an object is shifted towards the (less energetic) red end of the electromagnetic spectrum due to the Doppler effect.)

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Monet – brilliant artist or far-sighted hack?

7/25/2009
—khowey

(Monet’s impressionist paintings are known for their blurry, blotchy style.)

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Famous last words: “…Is this on?”

7/25/2009
—Suzy-Q
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Wall cloud. F6 tornado. Ghost town.

7/24/2009
—Lisa G. Beaudoin

On the Fujita scale, an F6 tornado is of an “inconceivable” intensity, with winds at speeds over 319mph, and would destroy most man-made structures in its path.

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Earth? Mine now. Veni, vidi, vici.

7/24/2009
—Matt Shafer
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Terraforming, brought to you by Halliburton.

7/24/2009
—Matthew Quinn Martin

Terraforming refers to the manipulation of a planet’s climate to make it more hospitable for human colonization.

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Surgeon drops brain. Patient loses mind.

7/23/2009
—Angel Zapata
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Facebooking. Sleeping. Stealing. He. She. Me.

7/23/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
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Daddy divorced Mommy. All my fault?

7/23/2009
—khowey
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“Pass the scalpel.” Barber gone wrong.

7/22/2009
—Elena
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Dragon marries knight. Damsel is distressed.

7/22/2009
—Angel Zapata
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Spent vacation crabbing on Mons Veneris

7/22/2009
—khowey

In human anatomy, the Mons Veneris (Latin, mound of Venus) is the fatty tissue surrounding the vagina and vulva!

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“Wikipedia said I died in crash?”

7/21/2009
—khowey
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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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