He rang the Government. Nobody answered.

7/30/2009
—James Hazelden
12 Comments

Carrot bomb. Victims suffer improved eyesight.

7/30/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
5 Comments

“Exploding cigar, hah, we’ll see about………………………”

7/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
14 Comments

Sex is overrated. Life disappears. Whoops.

7/29/2009
—Bando
19 Comments

Keys locked inside the car. Shit.

7/29/2009
—Kenn Hoekstra
173 Comments

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7/29/2009

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Time travel discovered. This story prevented.

7/29/2009
—Dan Kramer
29 Comments

Met. Kissed. Loved. Married. Divorced. Met.

7/28/2009
—Bonnie
6 Comments

Moonlighting fire chief destroys fire station.

7/28/2009
—Vanchisel
3 Comments

Horses gone missing. Apocalypse called off.

7/28/2009
—Pro B
2 Comments

Sunburnt Batman. Identity compromised sans cowl.

7/27/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

A cowl refers to a cloak or hood, such as Batman’s helmet.

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I’m awake. But yesterday, I died.

7/27/2009
—Lenny
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Negro. Hand mistaken for gun. Killed.

7/27/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Everyone exhales simultaneously. Hurricane breaks records.

7/26/2009
—Graham Edwards
3 Comments

Holden, seeking anonymity, is now Fred.

7/26/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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