Women wiped out. Gay world henceforth.

7/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

(gay – adj. (dated) light-hearted and carefree)

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Played, spoke, dreamed…vaccines…silence…screams.

7/15/2009
—Tim Welsh

(Tim Welsh is an advocate of the theory that childhood vaccines are a cause of autism.)

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Speed-trap. Slam brakes. Bored cop. Solitaire.

7/15/2009
—Stuart
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Last sturgeon. Last caviar. Let’s eat!!!

7/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Assassin takes aim. Target shoots back.

7/14/2009
—Graham Edwards
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“Hey, can anyone else hear ticking?”

7/14/2009
—Avi
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The goddess bathed in quantum foam.

7/14/2009
—Jim Penn

Quantum foam is supposedly the foundation for the fabric of the universe.

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He got syphilis. She got alimony.

7/13/2009
—Amit Kapoor
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eat.sleep.sex.rewind.sex.rewind….

7/13/2009
—Toxie
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Exxon Pangalactic: now drilling in Uranus.

7/13/2009
—Matthew Quinn Martin
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“Is she online?” Your status: invisible.

7/12/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
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Talking frog turns into croaking prince.

7/12/2009
—Pro B
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World Peace!!!! I’m bored. Wanna fight?

7/8/2009
—khowey
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“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
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Took EC. Six weeks, no blood…

7/7/2009
—Sara N.

E.C. stands for Emergency Contraception — often known as the “Morning After Pill.”

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