Woken from my coma… by robots!

7/7/2009
—James Hazelden
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Suicide Pact splat splat that’s that.

7/6/2009
—Michael Adair
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Hovering bee. Fascinated baby stops crying.

7/6/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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“Boyfriendchu uses HARDEN!!!” … … “Why’d you stop?”

7/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
6 Comments

Fire. Commotion. Bodies. Lone survivor. Cockroach.

7/5/2009
—shub
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Women gushed over Gräfenberg’s typing ability.

7/4/2009
—khowey

Dr. Ernst Gräfenberg studied the female orgasm and is the namesake for the “G-Spot.”

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Mistakenly assumed movement-based vision. Being digested.

7/4/2009
—Tristan Armil
3 Comments

Picked up spirits: spirits picked up!

7/3/2009
—Sarah Landon
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Skeletons in closet. Police at door.

7/3/2009
—Lenny
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Lost my tongue. Suspect the cat.

7/2/2009
—Avi
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Flaccid penis guarantees no hard feelings.

7/2/2009
—Pro B
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Seeker fails. Hider starves to death.

7/2/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Escher’s famous staircase confounds carpet fitters.

7/2/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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Made a mistake, in permanent marker.

7/1/2009
—T.win
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Bird on roadway — crusin’ 85 — Feathers.

7/1/2009
—Stuart
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