“Lie to me, baby.” – Pinocchio’s girlfriend.

12/9/2012
—Rahul Jiresal
4 Comments

Lonely baby. No longer a twin.

3/13/2011
—Digiguru
2 Comments

Broke up. Baby?! Damn… I’m stuck.

2/17/2011
—Bobby Moreno
1 Comment

First words: “Hello, World!” Programmer’s baby.

2/16/2011
—Rio Noelani
3 Comments

Longed for Baby. He said maybe.

2/15/2011
—Bjork
No Comments

Baby digested. Unaware mother nurses alien.

1/17/2011
—Kevin Bealer
1 Comment

Baby looks just like the milkman.

4/24/2010
—Melanie K.
2 Comments

Her baby has my husband’s allergies.

3/24/2010
—Emily
4 Comments

Mother screamed. Baby screamed. Orphan born.

12/5/2009
—Clytan Fernando
4 Comments

Kidnapped baby found dead. Million gone.

10/16/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
No Comments

Spent honeymoon in hospital delivering baby.

9/30/2009
—James Black
1 Comment

Hovering bee. Fascinated baby stops crying.

7/6/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
4 Comments

Defenestrated baby, methamphetamine, prison, rehab, relapse.

6/23/2009
—Jeffrey Eugenides
Source - 2 Comments

Distraught teenager. Bastard baby. Approaching train.

6/12/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
2 Comments

Shopping list oversight. New baby sister.

5/10/2009
—Dan Goodwin
1 Comment