I’m white. Wifey’s white. Baby’s mulatto…?

4/9/2009
—Danny Birt
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“Baby’s alive, Ms. Karrage. Our mistake.”

2/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Leia: “Baby’s yours.” Luke: “Bad news…”

2/18/2009
—Steven Meretzky
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Megan’s baby: John’s surname, Jim’s eyes.

1/9/2009
—Simon Armitage
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The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.

1/6/2009
—Orson Scott Card
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

12/28/2008
—Ernest Hemingway

The original short short story and the inspiration for this website. In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway’s colleagues bet him that he couldn’t write a complete story in just six words. They paid up. Hemingway is said to have considered it his best work.

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