Five armed vampires enter blood bank.

8/19/2012
—NC
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Donner, party of five? Dinner’s ready.

5/22/2012
—March
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Five shots. “Ha! Missed.” Six shooter.

3/4/2011
—S. M. Orges
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Cure Found! Five years too late…

11/11/2010
—Kate Gecko
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“Be back…” five years later: nothing.

7/18/2009
—Rebecca Fisco
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Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

4/12/2009
—Brian
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Deadline?! Only wrote five words!

4/11/2009
—Ganesh Nair
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“Four aces!” “Make that five.” Fuck.

2/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Russian Roulette…five clicks… “Your turn.”

1/9/2009
—Pete Berg
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