“Hello, beautiful.” “Goodbye, loser.” Hello, stalker.

12/13/2010
—Seth Casana

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“Let’s stay friends.” Translation: Goodbye, indefinitely.

8/21/2010
—joss

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PRINT “Hello, world.” Goodbye, social life.

7/24/2010
—Pritchard

A “Hello World” program is a simple computer program which prints out “Hello World.” on a display device. It is used in many introductory tutorials for teaching a programming language.

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Boring class. Window. Distracted. Goodbye, teacher!

7/19/2010
—Laitie

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Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban

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Their eyes met. She knew. Goodbye.

8/3/2009
—Jenni Bielicki

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Stray dog looks friendly! Goodbye hand.

5/24/2009
—A. Baldwin

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Senior Year: Got pregnant. Goodbye, Stanford.

2/26/2009
—Alex

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