Friday: Hired! Weekend debauchery! Monday: Fired.

9/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
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Sycophants applied; he hired. Company tanked.

4/21/2009
—James Penn

A sycophant is a servile person who attempts to win favor of influential persons for their own self-gain; sycophants are often known as “Yes Men.”

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Hired trainer. Became friends. Gained weight.

3/8/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Darn, hired undercover cop hitman. Refund?

2/15/2009
—Lynn Kubota
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