My horse lost. My bankroll doubled.

3/1/2009
—Michael Thomas
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Awareness of opportunities lost. Happy thirtieth.

2/22/2009
—Dreamdeferred
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Told her. Lost her. Honesty’s overrated.

2/12/2009
—tboy
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New car! Celebration drink! License lost.

2/12/2009
—Gary Carpmail
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She found God, but lost herself.

1/13/2009
—Chris Jones
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He sued. She sued. Both lost.

1/5/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger

[alternate ending: Kid lost.]

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Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.

12/29/2008
—William Shatner
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