International Playboy. Table for one, please.

12/30/2010
—Ivan Blanco
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Found heaven. No smoking. Check please.

12/9/2010
—Jeff Moulton
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Stop sign. Cute girl. “Insurance please.”

8/22/2010
—Lowner
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Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.

2/11/2010
—Steven Meretzky
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Schizophrenic receptionist : “Can you please hold?”

9/25/2009
—Jim Lawry
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Sun dying. Please God, send spacecraft!

9/21/2009
—Squirrelmh
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Streets full of water. Please advise.

8/6/2009
—Robert Benchley

While visiting Venice for the first time, writer and humorist Robert Benchley sent this gag telegram to Harold Ross, his editor at The New Yorker.

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With Baconnaise, please. Ow, my chest!

3/21/2009
—Al Goretex
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“Please, this is everything, I swear.”

2/14/2009
—Orson Scott Card
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We kissed. She melted. Mop please!

1/6/2009
—James Patrick Kelly
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