Selling rifle, never used. Dropped once.

12/31/2012
—Dan
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Won food fight – used canned vegetables.

6/28/2012
—Dave
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Used vice-grip; now in hot water.

4/6/2012
—Yalubill M.L.
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Magician’s saw table: Only used once…

2/3/2011
—Matilda
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Parachute sale: used once, never opened.

9/27/2009
—Brad
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Bedroom floor: used condom wasn’t mine.

2/7/2009
—Kyle
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

12/28/2008
—Ernest Hemingway

The original short short story and the inspiration for this website. In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway’s colleagues bet him that he couldn’t write a complete story in just six words. They paid up. Hemingway is said to have considered it his best work.

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