Won the World. Lost the Girl.

7/24/2012
—Devin Michelle
5 Comments

Won food fight – used canned vegetables.

6/28/2012
—Dave
4 Comments

Won lottery yesterday. Son died today.

2/8/2011
—Dorez
No Comments

Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
1 Comment

Zombies won. McDonalds – “Brains with that?”

12/24/2009
—JAM
1 Comment

Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
2 Comments

Frida won argument. Lost best friend.

9/29/2009
—ManiacMegahan
2 Comments

Nuclear war over. No one won.

8/16/2009
—Peter
2 Comments