Archive of published articles on January, 2009

What do you mean, “No parachutes.”?

1/31/2009
—Scott Minkin

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Robots masturbate. The future is here.

1/31/2009
—Matt Portman

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“Cyanide? Bitter almonds!” He knew. How?

1/31/2009
—Brian Bouldrey

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Packed elevator…release… Silent but deadly.

1/30/2009
—Pete Berg

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Poison; meditation; skiing; ants— nothing worked.

1/30/2009
—Edward Albee

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All her life: half a house.

1/30/2009
—Jamie O’Neill

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Power out. Doesn’t kiss. Chance missed.

1/30/2009
—Jeremy Cope

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Reversing. Bump… Bump… Damn Dog. Divorce.

1/29/2009
—Abdullah

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Burned bridges. Trapping self was oversight.

1/29/2009
—Zya Vim

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Bad credit, no problem! …Wait, problem.

1/29/2009
—Prattle Assassin

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Easy. Just touch the match to

1/29/2009
—Ursula K. Le Guin

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Old friends. Alzheimer’s disease. New friends!

1/28/2009
—K. Joseph Johnson

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“Gators make horrible pets!” Lefty argued.

1/28/2009
—4ndyman

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It rains. Robot overlords rust. Victory.

1/28/2009
—Brice Shultz

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House for rent. Must tolerate ghosts.

1/28/2009
—AJ Brown

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