Archive of published articles on January, 2009

What do you mean, “No parachutes.”?

1/31/2009
—Scott Minkin
3 Comments

Robots masturbate. The future is here.

1/31/2009
—Matt Portman
6 Comments

“Cyanide? Bitter almonds!” He knew. How?

1/31/2009
—Brian Bouldrey
Source - 2 Comments

Packed elevator…release… Silent but deadly.

1/30/2009
—Pete Berg
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Poison; meditation; skiing; ants— nothing worked.

1/30/2009
—Edward Albee
Source - 1 Comment

All her life: half a house.

1/30/2009
—Jamie O’Neill
Source - 4 Comments

Power out. Doesn’t kiss. Chance missed.

1/30/2009
—Jeremy Cope
1 Comment

Reversing. Bump… Bump… Damn Dog. Divorce.

1/29/2009
—Abdullah
6 Comments

Burned bridges. Trapping self was oversight.

1/29/2009
—Zya Vim
1 Comment

Bad credit, no problem! …Wait, problem.

1/29/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Easy. Just touch the match to

1/29/2009
—Ursula K. Le Guin
Source - 5 Comments

Old friends. Alzheimer’s disease. New friends!

1/28/2009
—K. Joseph Johnson
4 Comments

“Gators make horrible pets!” Lefty argued.

1/28/2009
—4ndyman
4 Comments

It rains. Robot overlords rust. Victory.

1/28/2009
—Brice Shultz
19 Comments

House for rent. Must tolerate ghosts.

1/28/2009
—AJ Brown
3 Comments