Archive of published articles on January, 2009

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time

1/7/2009
—Alan Moore
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“The Earth? We ate it yesterday.”

1/7/2009
—Yann Martel
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Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht.

1/6/2009
—Margaret Atwood
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Bob’s last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.

1/6/2009
—Elmore Leonard
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The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.

1/6/2009
—Orson Scott Card
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We kissed. She melted. Mop please!

1/6/2009
—James Patrick Kelly
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Purse found. “No notes,” she said.

1/6/2009
—Andrew O'Hagan
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He sued. She sued. Both lost.

1/5/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger

[alternate ending: Kid lost.]

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Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.

1/4/2009
—Richard Powers
Source - 13 Comments

Dad called: DNA back: he isn’t.

1/4/2009
—Helen Fielding
Source - 12 Comments