Archive of published articles on January, 2009

Nessie discovered. Bigfoot jealous. Press Conference!

1/10/2009
—Nate Brown
13 Comments

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.

1/10/2009
—Frank Miller
Source - 9 Comments

Funeral followed honeymoon. He was 90.

1/10/2009
—Graham Swift
Source - 7 Comments

Letter to Hell: she misspelled “Santa.”

1/10/2009
—Pete Berg
12 Comments

Fear! Panic! Discovery: just a mouse.

1/10/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 3 Comments

Children catch fireflies; death in jars.

1/9/2009
—Jim Cartwright
10 Comments

Megan’s baby: John’s surname, Jim’s eyes.

1/9/2009
—Simon Armitage
Source - 31 Comments

I went clubbing. Softest coat ever.

1/9/2009
—Sean Brogan
27 Comments

Russian Roulette…five clicks… “Your turn.”

1/9/2009
—Pete Berg
11 Comments

Oh, that? It’s nothing. Not contagious.

1/9/2009
—Augusten Burroughs
Source - 5 Comments

“You? Her? No dice, fat boy.”

1/8/2009
—Pinckney Benedict
Source - 5 Comments

Satan—Jehovah—fifteen rounds. A draw.

1/8/2009
—Norman Mailer
Source - 7 Comments

“Forgive me!” “What for?” “Never mind.”

1/8/2009
—John Updike
Source - 8 Comments

Aging skier goes downhill. Literally, figuratively.

1/7/2009
—Pete Anderson
Source - 10 Comments

He read his obituary with confusion.

1/7/2009
—Steven Meretzky
Source - 22 Comments