Archive of published articles on March, 2009

Loan acquired in desperation. Debt snowballs.

3/22/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

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4000 lightyears? We’ll leave last month.

3/21/2009
—Ian Harbishire

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“I’m not a robot!” insists robot.

3/21/2009
—PK Dick

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With Baconnaise, please. Ow, my chest!

3/21/2009
—Al Goretex

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Strife? Regardless: we remain husband, wife.

3/20/2009
—James

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Broken ankle. No flashlight. Hungry bobcat.

3/20/2009
—Rachel P.

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Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.

3/20/2009
—CkcC

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He screams every night. “Blackhawk down!”

3/19/2009
—Scott

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Seventh day. God rests. Not Satan.

3/19/2009
—Scott

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Free Money! …Reality. Foreclosure. Bankruptcy. Failure.

3/19/2009
—thebaddog

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Met. Connected. Entertained. Date? …Boyfriend? Damnit.

3/18/2009
—Aaron

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Skull removed. Corpus callosum not found.

3/18/2009
—pyridine

The corpus callosum is a structure unique in the mammalian brain (though it is absent in monotremes and marsupials).

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Traveled through time, became own grandfather.

3/18/2009
—Phillip J Fry

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Jump. Grow. Dodge. Dodge. Save princess.

3/17/2009
—pyridine

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One planet. Two armies, one human.

3/17/2009
—ringholm

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