Archive of published articles on March, 2009

Get rid of body? Knife. Fork.

3/27/2009
—AcidRayne
2 Comments

Travels in time. Meets grandmother. Disappears…

3/26/2009
—Julio C Ponce
1 Comment

God gave us His suicide note.

3/26/2009
—Corey
6 Comments

“It’s yours. She knows I’m gay.”

3/26/2009
—Leo Dekelbuam
3 Comments

Co-ed firefighters, engaged, need wetting planner.

3/25/2009
—Douglas Woolery
1 Comment

She dumped him via highway billboard.

3/25/2009
—Bassem B.
1 Comment

Moo translator invented. Beef industry shutdown.

3/25/2009
—George Fitch Watson
1 Comment

Inhaled her scent… “Mmmmm… Rigor mortis…”

3/24/2009
—Ben Ng
1 Comment

“Not a woman? Not a woman?!”

3/24/2009
—Brice Shultz
7 Comments

LSD memoir now listed under Fiction.

3/24/2009
—Alex Davis
1 Comment

Clock alarm struck 6:00, also wall.

3/23/2009
—chinii
7 Comments

Tongue tied in elevator. Startup failed.

3/23/2009
—Judy Bott

(Wikipedia article on the “elevator pitch.”)

1 Comment

Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

2 Comments

Glutton’s execution? Frosting-covered wall socket.

3/22/2009
—Michael Herron
4 Comments

All nighter. Ten Pages. Class Canceled.

3/22/2009
—Kevin Viani
2 Comments