Archive of published articles on March, 2009

Realistic sex robots invented. Population declines.

3/17/2009
—T.L.H.

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Midnight intrusion. Interloper shot. Christmas canceled.

3/16/2009
—Stephen Miller

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“Abandon positions!” “And leave her? No!”

3/16/2009
—Marlon

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Lightspeed approached; time receded. They dreamed.

3/16/2009
—James Penn

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One shot. Six kills. Twelve voteban.

3/15/2009
—Kore_the_Slayer

(”Voteban” is a feature of online games, especially first-person shooters, where players can vote to ban a specific user for suspected hacking or cheating.)

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Unaware, Grandma stepped onto the tracks…

3/15/2009
—dbag

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Drugs. Alcohol. Flying, flying! Hangover. Dying…

3/15/2009
—M. Renots

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He loved, she didn’t. How typical.

3/14/2009
—Nick

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Human genome patented. Sex considered piracy.

3/14/2009
—Michael Kohl

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Classifieds: “Last of species, seeking similar.”

3/14/2009
—Andrew Morozov

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Wet cement. Boss gone. Hollywood hands!

3/13/2009
—Mike Lurie

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Invisible Man disappears. No one notices.

3/13/2009
—Matteo Pozzi

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Incontinent rockstar: shit hits the fan.

3/13/2009
—Elroy

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Sick on a Snow Day. Fail.

3/12/2009
—Pat Breen

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Born Tuesday. Married Wednesday. Loved Friday.

3/12/2009
—David Walden

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