Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

February 14, 2011: “Table for one.”

3/12/2011
—Jennifer Sturley
6 Comments

No way, I’m the original clone!

3/12/2011
—Gary Lu
4 Comments

She sips. He chugs. Long night…

3/11/2011
—Kellen
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Best friends. Relationship. Breakup. Now strangers.

3/11/2011
—Rahul Jiresal
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First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky
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Missed my plane; caught her eye.

3/10/2011
—Tim Sevenhuysen
1 Comment

Lost my wallet, found my desires.

3/10/2011
—Devendra Surolia
15 Comments

A thousand wrinkles. A thousand stories.

3/9/2011
—Gareth
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Mmm, chocolate? *Licks* No. Oh dear…

3/8/2011
—@danielgrosvenor
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Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool
2 Comments

Country song on shuffle. Button Broken.

3/8/2011
—Hannah-Beth
1 Comment

Control C. Control V. Resume. Job?

3/7/2011
—Alison Way
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Diagnosed with AIDS. Ex’s hubby doctor.

3/7/2011
—Vaibhava
1 Comment

Five shots. “Ha! Missed.” Six shooter.

3/4/2011
—S. M. Orges
4 Comments

Homecoming Queen fails to come home.

3/4/2011
—Dill Carver
2 Comments