Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Encircled by zombies. One bullet left.

9/28/2009
—Michael
5 Comments

Lonely scientist grows his own women!

9/28/2009
—James Hazelden
2 Comments

Cow bought, taste for milk lost.

9/28/2009
—Unwoman
3 Comments

“No smoking on Hindenburg. DON’T LIGHT…”

9/27/2009
—Danarama
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Parachute sale: used once, never opened.

9/27/2009
—Brad
4 Comments

Head cheerleader, star quarterback: produce nerd.

9/27/2009
—Mad
1 Comment

Body buried, gun planted, dupe framed.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker
2 Comments

Plummeting in pieces. Damn upward-ejecting helicopters!

9/26/2009
—Harsch Kothari
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Heroin hooker, hooks politician, kills career.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker
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Schizophrenic receptionist : “Can you please hold?”

9/25/2009
—Jim Lawry
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Auctioned his love. Wife dummy bidder.

9/25/2009
—Harsch Kothari
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Asthmatic glassblower only makes shot glasses.

9/25/2009
—Scott Stokes
6 Comments

Family problems – took cancer to solve.

9/24/2009
—David Abraham Chua
2 Comments

Man-eating dust mites! Man bites dust.

9/24/2009
—Angel Zapata
1 Comment

Birth, death, birth, death… death: extinction.

9/24/2009
—Christopher
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