Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

21st birthday morning after… anus hurts?

6/21/2009
—Pejamus
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Father’s Day ruined as orphans protest.

6/21/2009
—Grant Kreider
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Time machine broken, dinosaurs are drooling.

6/20/2009
—Sean O'Brien
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Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere
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Breakup, heartache. Dating a stripper? Upgrade!

6/20/2009
—Jarvis
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Deputy suspected accomplice in Sheriff shooting.

6/19/2009
—OrcMando
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The fall took longer than dying.

6/19/2009
—Sam
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Cloning, mitosis. Mutation diagnosis. Dismal prognosis.

6/19/2009
—Gareth Leyshon

Mitosis refers to the cell division of a growing organism.

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Shoots. Scores! Disallowed. Whistle. New manager.

6/18/2009
—Gareth Leyshon
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Israeli-Palestinian peace! New enemy: Robots!

6/18/2009
—Zack Teitel
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Pete Best buys Ringo Voodoo doll.

6/18/2009
—Ken Krimstein

Pete Best is the original drummer of The Beatles, who was fired and replaced with Ringo Starr.

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Creaking branches… Flat tires… It lunges!

6/17/2009
—Simon
1 Comment

On sale: Wood-chipper. Cops searching body.

6/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Checklist: Wine. Candles. Roses. Music. Rohypnol.

6/15/2009
—Amit Kapoor

Rohypnol is better known as the Date-Rape Drug.

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Infidelity. Murder. Then… a movie deal!

6/14/2009
—James Hazelden
2 Comments