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Hallowed words, wedded; hollowed words, divorced.

3/27/2009
—David Walden
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Get rid of body? Knife. Fork.

3/27/2009
—AcidRayne
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Travels in time. Meets grandmother. Disappears…

3/26/2009
—Julio C Ponce
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God gave us His suicide note.

3/26/2009
—Corey
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“It’s yours. She knows I’m gay.”

3/26/2009
—Leo Dekelbuam
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Co-ed firefighters, engaged, need wetting planner.

3/25/2009
—Douglas Woolery
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She dumped him via highway billboard.

3/25/2009
—Bassem B.
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Moo translator invented. Beef industry shutdown.

3/25/2009
—George Fitch Watson
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Inhaled her scent… “Mmmmm… Rigor mortis…”

3/24/2009
—Ben Ng
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“Not a woman? Not a woman?!”

3/24/2009
—Brice Shultz
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LSD memoir now listed under Fiction.

3/24/2009
—Alex Davis
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Clock alarm struck 6:00, also wall.

3/23/2009
—chinii
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Tongue tied in elevator. Startup failed.

3/23/2009
—Judy Bott

(Wikipedia article on the “elevator pitch.”)

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Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

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Glutton’s execution? Frosting-covered wall socket.

3/22/2009
—Michael Herron
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